And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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