I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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