Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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