those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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