are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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