Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
They took my balls.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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