is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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