He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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