I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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