I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
As shirtless as possible
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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