is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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