you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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