I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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