I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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