I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
50% drunk capacity currently
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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