is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
