I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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