...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
