Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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