I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
