That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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