fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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