1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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