hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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