After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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