apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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