Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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