talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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