is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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