Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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