I'm going to jail i love you
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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