You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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