this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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