Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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