also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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