Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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