Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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