i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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