Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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