Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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