if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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