Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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