Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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