I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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