David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize
