Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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