When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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