if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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