If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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