Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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